The Adventures of Dumpty and Chunk!
Dumpty! I can't take this anymore! How much longer do we have to go until we plop into the Field of Dreams?
Dumpty! I'm sick of this crap! We've been skidding our way through this bloody Swampzas for 3 Moons now! I'm all bit up by the Butter Bugz and the Pecanese Squirrels are attempting to break into my turtle shell to steal all my nutz!
OMG the Pecanese have just chomped into my turtle shell! The Pecanese are breaching Fort Nutz! They're going to eat me alive Dumpty!
Help me Dumpty I'm going all nutella, if the Pecanese Squirrels locate my hidden walnuts I won't have any softnuts left, I'll be honey roasted!
OMG! Dumpty! The Pecanese Thieves have encrypted the code to my nut vault, my soft-nuts are being drained, I'm drip dropping cashews all over the place. I won't have any left over! Were toasted.
OMG! Dumpty! The Pecanese Squirrels have taken all my nuts! If we ever plop into the Field of Dreams I won't have any nuts to hit a dong dinger. When it's my turn to bat I'm going to be swinging blanks! That's not a Field of Dreams Dumpty, this is becoming a nightmare!
I'm pistachioed off! We have got to get out of this bloody Swampzas! This is hazelnuts Dumpty. Let's go home.
…to be continued — Dumpty, are we lost?